oddsquad

[opening]

Director: Thanks for coming, Odd Squad.
Olive: What seems to be the problem, ma'am?
Director: Well, we're making this TV show called The Bizarre Brigade about adults who solve bizarre problems.
Olive: It might work better with kids.
Otto: Yeah.
Director: Maybe. Anyways, we can't film it because one of our stars, Sheila, lost her head.
Otto: Not to worry, we have a head-put-back-inator.
Olive: Mm-hmm.
[ding]
Olive: [to Otto] Partner, would you like to do the honors?
Otto: [to Director] Watch this.
Olive: [to Director] Don't worry, he's a professional.
Otto: Crossing! Flashing!
[whirring noise]
Sheila: Thanks Odd Squad!
[applause]
Olive: [to crowd] Have a great day everyone! Thank you!
[whooshing]
Director: Whew. I'm so glad Sheila can see me now. [to crowd] All right guys, uh, let's lock it up people. Roll sound.
Ms. O: [to herself] Rawr! Quick, Oscar get the sock. Rawr! Rawr!
Olive: You wanted to see us Ms. O?
Ms. O: There you two are. Something very odd has happened. You remember Mr. O, who runs the Odd Squad next town over?
[beep]
Otto: Oh yeah! [to Ms. O] Aren't you two like arch-enemies?
Ms. O: That's water under the bridge.
[beep]
Ms. O: Also, we're friends now, but after 2,000 years of dedicated service, Orville is retiring and someone needs to take his place.
[beep]
Oscar: Hey guys! Ms.-O-inator.
[whirring sound]
Olive: Woah! [to Ms. O] Wait, you want me to--
Ms. O: Run your own Odd Squad.
Oscar: I hope you say yes because I don't have an un-Ms.-O-inator.
Olive: Yes!
Otto: Wow! This is amazing! [to Olive] If anyone deserves it, it's you.
Olive: Oh, thanks. [squeal] I am so excited! [calm, to Ms. O] Is the skirt a must, or are pants an option?
Ms. O: Oscar will go over that and cover the rest of your training.
Olive: Can I bounce up and down with joy as we go?
Oscar: Absolutely.
Olive: [repeated squealing]
Otto: Wow. [to Ms. O] Olive's becoming a Ms. O.
Ohlm: [to Otto] So exciting.
Otto: [to Ohlm] Sorry, who are you?
Ms. O: [to Otto] This is your new partner, Agent Ohlm.
Otto: Ohlm?
Ohlm: It's pronounced Ohlm.
Otto: Ohlm?
Ohlm: No, Ohlm.
Otto: Ohlm?
Ohlm: You're not pronouncing the K.
Otto: What K? [to Ms. O] What's happening?
Ms. O: Now that Olive's moving up, you get a new partner. And just in time. There's a spider cat on the loose.
[beep]
Ms. O: Now take a seat. The good news is spider cats travel in patterns.
[beep]
Ohlm: What's a pattern.
Otto: [to Ohlm] A pattern is something that repeats itself. It can be a series of numbers, shapes, colors, ...
Ms. O: I need you to figure out the pattern and predict where it will strike next so you can catch it.
Ohlm: That girl Prooly Grooph might have info.
Otto: [to Ohlm] You mean Polly Graph.
Ohlm: [to Otto] Oh. Is that how you pronounce it?
Otto: Yeah. [to Ms. O] Ms. O can I talk to you a sec about this new partner thing. I just don't think it's going--
Ms. O: Absolutely... not. Now go.
Otto: O'Malley, send us to Polly Graph's.
O'Malley: [to Otto] I'll send you, but not him.
Otto: What? Why? O'Malley, I don't have time for you to tube block us. We have to--
Ohlm: [to Otto] No. It's my fault. I flunked my tube test. And then I tried again, and I flunked it again.
Otto: Seriously? How are we supposed to solve cases?
Ohlm: We can walk.
Oscar: All right Olive, the most important part of becoming a Ms. O, is your signature drink.
Olive: Hm. [coughing] Awgh. What is this?
Oscar: Dirt with water. I wanted to give you all options.
Olive: Hey, do you think Otto's doing okay with his new partner?
Oscar: Oh, sure. Otto gets along with everybody. I bet they're attached at the hip by now.
O'Malley: [laughing] Preparing to squishinate.
Otto: You gotta move. You--
Ohlm: Up.
Otto: We're gonna go squish down.
Ohlm: Up.
Otto: Down.
O'Malley: [laughing] Squishinating.
[beep]
Otto: Awh, this is tight.
Ohlm: Yeah, I know! Oh look, here comes a loop the loop.
Otto: Wow!
Ohlm: Wow! [screaming]
[whooshing]
Ohlm: I'm still attached to you!
Otto: I know, I know. Just give me a second.
Ohlm: I'm still attached to you!
Otto: I know!
[click]
Ohlm: Ugh!
Otto: Oh no! [to Polly Graph] The spider cat got you too, Polly?
Polly Graph: A little bit, yeah.
Otto: We're on the case. Have any graphs that might help us catch this thing?
Polly Graph: As a matter of fact, I do. Underneath these webs, it says that the spider cat also hit 10 Main Street.
Otto: We're at 20 Main Street now.
[ding]
Otto: So it hit 10 Main Street, and then 20 Main Street. It could be a counting by 10s pattern. 10, 20, 30, 40. But it could also be a doubling pattern, because when you double a number, you add the number to itself, and 10 plus 10 equals 20.
Ohlm: You say a lot of words.
Otto: Bottom line, we need more info to predict where the spider cat will strike next. [pause] Let's split up. Start knocking on doors.
Ohlm: Cool. [pause, to Otto] What do I say if someone answers?
Otto: Ask them if they've seen a spider cat.
Ohlm: Oh yeah. Good luck!
Polly Graph: [to Otto] Weird. Kind of like you're the Olive now.
Otto: [shudders]
Polly Graph: Hey, can you scratch my nose before you go?
Otto: Sure.
Polly Graph: Thanks.
Otto: Thanks for your time ma'am.
[door closing]
Delivery Woman: Delivery for Agent Otto.
Otto: But, I didn't order anything.
[pause]
Odd Todd: Hello, Otto! [laughs]
Otto: Odd Todd? You mailed yourself to me?
Odd Todd: It was the only way to contact you. I mean, I tried emailing myself, but my computer just didn't have enough storage in the RAM--
Otto: [interrupting] What do you want?
Odd Todd: To help get Olive back. You know, because if she becomes a Ms. O, you'll never see her again?
Otto: What? No, no. That's not true.
Odd Todd: Hey! I used to work at Odd Squad, remember? She'll be at a new office, making new friends, forgetting old ones. If you want Olive to stay, there would have to be a problem so big and so odd, that Ms. O would have no choice but to keep Olive around to help solve it.
Otto: You want me to help you cause oddness?
Odd Todd: Exactly! See? We're already working so well together! We can get like cool team jackets with a snake eating a dragon, and the dragon's explod--
Otto: I'll never join you.
Odd Todd: [growls] Fine. But when you see that I'm right, you know where to find me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find a mailbox. [pause] I found one that way that's closer, but you know still, err!
Otto: Oscar, I have to see Ms. O.
Oscar: Hold up, wait! She's training Olive.
Olive: [to pretend agents] There you two are, something super odd has happened--
Ms. O: Very odd.
Olive: [clears throat] Something very odd has happened. Take a look at this.
Ms. O: No! Not that button!
[beep]
[sirens]
[crashing]
Oscar: [to Otto] Uh, I can leave a message if you like...
Otto: No, no, no. It's okay. I was just thinking of all the great adventures Olive and I had.
[sad, sentimental music]
[click]
Ohlm: [grunts]
Otto: [to Ohlm] What are you doing?
Ohlm: I can't figure out how to get these pictures off Olive's old computer, and shut off this really sad music.
[click]
Ohlm: Thanks.
Otto: We should make more calls. See if the spider cat hit anywhere else.
Ohlm: It did. It webbed people at 5 Main Street and 15 Main Street.
Otto: What? Why didn't you tell me?
Ohlm: Oh, were we supposed to share information?
Otto: Yes!
Ohlm: I thought it was like a competition.
[click]
Otto: That means the spider cat hit 5 Main Street, 10, 15, 20. I see the pattern. It's skipping by 5s. That means the next house it's going to hit is 20 plus 5: 21, 22, 23, 24, 25 Main Street. That's Coach Roberts' house. We gotta warn him.
Ohlm: After I fix these string thingies...
Otto: No, no, don't touch that!
[puff]
Otto: Awh.
Ohlm: Maybe you should go alone.
[whistle blowing]
Coach Roberts: Oh yeah, that's a keeper.
[meow]
Coach Roberts: Oh! Scary but cute! [screaming]
[meow]
[whoosh]
[puff]
Otto: Look out!
[gadget firing]
Coach Roberts: [panting]
Otto: You all right, Coach?
Coach Roberts: [panting] I think so. Oops. Hold on. [pause] Yep. Wait a minute. Did I talk like this before?
Otto: Yes.
Coach Roberts: Then I'm a-okay.
Otto: I'll call Odd Squad to help clean this up.
Coach Roberts: Thanks, Otto. I wish there was a way I could repay you, but all I have is tickets to tonight's basketball game.
[pause]
Otto: I'll take them.
Coach Roberts: But you don't like sports.
Otto: No I do not. Thanks Coach!
[whoosh]
[whistle blowing]
Coach Roberts: Eh, it's a little flat.
Olive: These seats are amazing!
Otto: Hey, are you sure you have time? I mean, you're training and it's okay if you can't come.
Olive: Of course I can. Let me just finish up with Oscar and I'll meet you there.
Otto: Awesome.
Olive: [to Oscar] Now, where were we?
Oscar: My 25 Oscarbots were about to form one giant robot to fight you.
[robotic sounds]
Olive: Good. We're moving on to the easy stuff. Hiyah!
[beep]
[robotic sounds]
Otto: Hey Larry. Hey Phyllis.
Larry: Oh, hey Otto.
Phyllis: Oh, hey Otto! You remember our daughter Larrylita?
Larry: They grow up so fast.
Otto: Hey, have you guys seen Olive? She was supposed to meet me here.
Larry and Phyllis: Nope.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Shmumbers Stadium, where the Burly Bears are facing off against the Rambunctious Rams.
Olive: [over phone] You've reached Agent Olive, I mean, uh, Ms. O. Leave a message.
[beep]
Otto: Hey Olive, me again. I was just wondering where you are.
Phyllis: Bears! Bears, Bears!
Voicemail System: The voicemail box you are trying to reach is currently full.
[cheering]
Announcer: The Bears are moving the ball. Here comes the shot. It's a basket! And the Bears win the game!
Larry: [to Phyllis] I love you!
Phyllis: [to Larry] I know!
[cheering]
Larry: Otto, you okay?
Otto: Yeah. I have to go talk to somebody.
[hatch opening]
Odd Todd: Hello, Otto! Come, on, in.
[hatch closing]
[hatch opening]
Odd Todd: Actually, if you could wipe your feet on the mat first. Thanks.
[hatch closing]
[feet wiping]
Jackalope: To be continued.
Jackalope: And now the rest of the story.
Odd Todd: Welcome, Otto!
[door closing]
Otto: I thought your evil lair would be more, you know, evil.
Odd Todd: Well it used to be all dark and mysterious, but it was always so hard to read anything. So I redid it. Plus, I rent out half to these web developers. Which is nice, because, you know, it gives me someone to go to lunch with. But forget about that. Let's make something odd!
Otto: I shouldn't have come.
Odd Todd: Oh, Otto, Otto, Otto. This is the only way to get Olive back. If we unleash something really odd from Headquarters, Ms. O will realize she can't lose her best agent, and you'll have your partner back. That's what you always wanted, isn't it?
Otto: Yeah.
Odd Todd: Come bounce with me.
Otto: Bounce with you? What?
Odd Todd: What's the most odd thing you can think of? [annoying sounds]
Otto: I, I don't know.
Odd Todd: Think! [annoying sounds]
Otto: I don't know, but just-- Can you stop making that noise?!
Odd Todd: I'll stop making it once you come up with something! [annoying sounds]
Otto: I don't know, there's odd things behind the doors in Headquarters.
Odd Todd: [stops the annoying sounds] That's it! We'll sneak into Headquarters and unleash something from the doors. But which door? [clapping] Hit me with something. Come on, I need ideas! Come on!
Otto: Robot princesses.
Odd Todd: Perfection!
Otto: But it won't work. The only way to open the robot princess door is with Agent Owen's tablet. And he always keeps it locked up.
Odd Todd: But Otto, you forget. You're working with an evil genius! [evil laughter]
Web Developer Carl: Hey Todd, we're just gonna order sushi if you want in.
Odd Todd: Oh, that sounds delicious. Thank you.
[door opening]
[door closing]
Oscar: Hey, Otto. Nice shades. [laugh] Otto? Are you okay?
Odd Todd: Say you're okay, Otto.
Otto: I'm okay.
Oscar: Okay, well, see you later.
Odd Todd: [sigh]
Otto: I don't know if I can do this. Maybe it's not so bad with Ohlm.
Ohlm: It's pronounced Ohlm.
Otto: [to Odd Todd] Give me a second.
Ohlm: Who are you talking to?
Otto: No one. I'm talking to myself. I'm having a me party all alone.
Ohlm: Good news. I cut the legs off our desks.
Otto: How is that good news?
Ohlm: Because it looks cooler. See you later bud.
Otto: Okay, I'm definitely doing this. Odd Todd, Owen is still there.
Odd Todd: Oh, Otto. I've known Owen for years. He goes on break at the exact same time every single day. Which should be in 3, 2, 1.
Owen: Going on break!
Odd Todd: What did I tell you? Now get over there. Yeah, he keeps it in that wall thingy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah! There you go!
Otto: See? I told you I couldn't get his tablet. It's locked!
Odd Todd: It's a pattern lock, and I can tell you exactly how--
Web Developer Carl: Todd, it's Matt's birthday, and we're all signing his card.
Odd Todd: Carl, I'm sorry. I'm in the middle of a top secret mission. You understand, right? Sorry. [to Otto] Study the pattern. Figure out what comes next, and you can unlock the box.
Otto: Blue, red, green, yellow. Then blue, red, green, yellow. That must be the pattern. So after yellow is blue.
[error beep]
Otto: It didn't open! You were wrong!
Odd Todd: I'm never wrong! Look at it again.
Otto: Blue, red, green, yellow. Blue, red, green, yellow. And then it goes red twice. Oh, then it repeats. Okay, so after yellow is red and red.
[unlocking]
Otto: Got it!
Odd Todd: Yes! I'm on my way. [evil laugh]
Web Developer Matt: Wow. Thanks guys. This is unexpected. [pause] Wait, Todd didn't sign it.
O'Malley: Incoming!
[beep]
O'Malley: You're, you're, you're Odd Todd!
Odd Todd: And you're pudding.
[gadget firing]
Odd Todd: [evil laugh] Oh, Otto. I always thought of you like an uncle. Good job. Now, release the robot princesses!
Otto: I can't. The screen is locked.
Odd Todd: What? [growl] Owen!
Otto: I bet it's a pattern lock. But there's just boxes and no colors.
Odd Todd: It's a growing pattern. Look. So you begin with 2, and then you add 2 to get 4 squares. You add 2 more to get 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 squares.
Otto: And 6 plus 2 is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
[door opening]
Robot Princesses: La-la-la la la-la-la.
Odd Todd: [laughing] Yes! Feel the oddness!
Otto: This isn't enough. Ms. O will only keep Olive if it's out of control. We should open another door.
[beep]
[door opening]
Odd Todd: [laughing] Yes, I am loving this!
Otto: It still isn't enough. More! More!
[beeping]
[doors opening]
[thump]
Odd Todd: Okay, I think we're good now buddy.
Otto: No!
[tentacles squirming]
Odd Todd: Otto! Otto, stop!
Otto: What do you mean stop? You're Odd Todd, you love oddness.
Odd Todd: Yeah, to a point! I have other interests, like gardening! This is too much! You're gonna destroy the world!
Otto: I can't lose Olive!
Odd Todd: I can't do this. You keep the odd, I'll keep the Todd. I am out of here!
[door opening]
Robot Princess: Nice job, Agent Otto.
[whirring]
Olive: Good job partner.
[whirring]
[cheering]
Otto: Thanks guys.
Ohlm: Stop right there! Ms. O, I was listening to Otto's phone calls, and he's working with Odd Todd!
Otto: You were listening to my phone calls?
Ohlm: Of course. We're partners.
Otto: I wasn't working for Odd Todd.
[flashback]
Otto: [narrating] The night I went to the basketball game, Olive showed up. But she was late.
Larry and Phyllis: Hey, Olive!
Olive: Sorry I'm late.
Otto: No problem.
[end flashback]
Otto: And when I spoke to her about what happened--
Olive: I suggested we go talk to Ms. O.
[flashback]
Olive: Let's go.
Otto: Oh wait, I gotta tie my shoes.
Announcer: And the bears win the game!
[cheering]
Larry: Otto, you okay?
Otto: Yeah, I have to go talk to somebody.
Otto: [narrating] Oscar invented some gadgets to make us look like creatures.
Oscar: Wish me luck.
[whirring]
Robot Princess: La-la-la la--
[end flashback]
Otto: It was never about keeping Olive. It was about getting rid of Odd Todd. But the real hero, is Oscar. He moved the creatures, so I could open all the doors, on all of the floors.
Oscar: Well, not all the doors. Just the ones in these hallways.
Otto: What?
Ms. O: Otto, did you open all the doors?
[roaring]
[screeching]
Ohlm: I'm gonna take my break!
Olive: Quiet day at the Squad.
[woofing]
[fire sounds]
Otto: Sorry, Ms. O.
Ms. O: What do you mean, "sorry"? I was starting to get a little rusty.
All: For Odd Squad!
[gadgets firing]
[electricity buzzing]
[gadgets firing]
[centagurp noises]
[books flapping]
[gadget firing]
[thud]
[electricity buzzing]
Octavia: Thanks, partner.
[slapping]
Ms. O: O'Malley, sword me.
[dragon roaring]
[ice freezing]
Oksana: Try battling these dishes sometime. Then we'll see who's the hero.
[door opening]
[gadgets firing]
[roaring]
Otto: Olive, what are you doing? You're gonna miss your first day.
Olive: Um, about that. Walk with me. [sigh] I know we've been working together for a while and... I'm not taking the job.
[door closing]
Otto: What? Why? You always wanted to be a Ms. O.
Olive: I said I'm not taking it. Unless you come with me.
[door opening]
Oscar: Mr. O-inator.
Otto: What is going on here?
[gadget firing]
Ms. O: What do you say, Otto? You up for the job?
Otto: Are you saying Olive and I get to run our own squad together, and Mr. and Ms. O? Wait. Does this mean we have to be married?
Olive: What?! No! Don't make this weird.
Otto: What about Ohlm?
Ms. O: I partnered him with Orchid. She should whip him into shape.
Ohlm: It's pronounced Ohlm.
Orchid: Yeah, I'm just gonna call you Sherman.
Otto: I accept the job. It's just, I'm gonna miss you guys so much. You guys were like a family to me. Like a door to my heart. Ms. O, you were like the key.
Oscar: Otto, we're gonna see you next Saturday at your birthday party.
Otto: Oh yeah!
Ms. O: Enough chit-chat! Am I gonna get a hug from you guys or what?
Oscar: [unintelligible noises]
Ms. O: Well, what are you waiting for? Go.
Olive: [exhale]
Oscar: Preparing to squishanate. Other ones.
[beeps]
Oscar: Squishanating.
[beep]
[thuds]
[boing]
Oscar: What do we do now, Ms. O? I mean, Olive and Otto were the best agents we had.
Ms. O: True, but I've got two new agents who seem like they're up for the job. Incoming!
[beeps]
[thuds]
Ms. O: There you two are. Something very odd has happened.